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Would you like some more kedgeree?
No, thank you.

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That seems a rather
interesting letter.

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It's from my Auntie Pat.

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Oh, the one who runs a BandB?

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No... Soon to be
a four-star family hotel.

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to the grand gala reopening.

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Really?

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"An evening of champagne
and sophistication

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"with the theme of the 1920s."
Oh, it sounds wonderful!

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I can't wait to see this place.

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with the painting, decorating

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and getting the place ship-shape.

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Well, she's asking rather a lot.

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She has an inspector coming
from the Anderson's Hotel Guide.

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Oh, sorry, what's that?

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"An annual survey of the most
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She really is pushing the boat out.

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Yes?

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Oh, no, no, nothing.

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Oh, gosh, right. Um...

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Well, thank you
for the most delicious kedgeree.

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Have a good day. You too!

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a trip to the seaside?

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So, is it still the same
as you remember? It is.

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Every summer, as a child,
I'd come down here

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and play with all the local
children on the beach.

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LAUGHING: Yes!

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They were the pirates. I was
the customs man who caught them.

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Of course!

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Shame we have so much work to do,
though.

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If only we had an army of helpers...

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What the...?! How...? How did...?

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Well, you said
your Auntie Pat needed some help.

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I thought it would be
a nice surprise for you.

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Well, it's definitely a surprise.

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We are very keen
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so you can have more time
with your wife.

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Oh, this place is amazing.
I've seen pictures of the seaside,

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but I never knew the sand
was so warm and so soft.

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What, Brenda, you've...

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You've never actually
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Well, my mum died when I was seven.
We never got to go on holidays.

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Ahoy, there, landlubbers!

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Ha-ha! Auntie Pat!

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Hello! Hello! Hello!

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You must be Isabel.

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How lovely. How lovely to put a face
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Lovely to meet you.
Auntie Pat! How are you?

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Marvellous, darling.
But what's happened to you?

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You're skin and bone.
Aren't you feeding him?

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I do give him
three square meals a day.

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actually, you have to keep your eye
on this one around food.

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When he was a boy,
he used to sneak into the kitchen

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searching for
the chocolate profiteroles.

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We used to call him
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Don't tell me - Father Brown.
And Sergeant Goodfellow and, um,

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Brenda. Hi!

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It's nice to meet you. We're here
to help in any way that we can.

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Oh, you know this is manna,
manna from heaven!

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that has to be done.

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I see you've been picking
wild flowers.

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Yes, well they make
very nice table decorations.

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Right, let us get you all
checked in.

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Follow me!

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Raymond? Raymond?

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Raymond!

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Raymond! Yes, dear, that is my name,
thank you for reminding me.

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What? When are you going to
hang up this picture up?

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I am rather busy
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If you didn't spend
so much time arguing,

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it might actually be ready by now.
Mrs Parkinson! Ah!

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Oh, my word! Who is this?

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Well, here's Edgar.

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The only member of my family
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CHUCKLING

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May I introduce Raymond and Cynthia,

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my deputy managers
who've worked here for 30 years.

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In fact, they met and married here.

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Oh, isn't that nice?

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Oh, yes, I'll sort that.

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So, tonight,
we are having a rehearsal

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of the 1920s-themed dinner.

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We are testing a few of the recipes
that we're serving tomorrow.

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But there's so much work to do,
so many jobs.

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I could help with that.

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And I'm a dab hand
with a shammy leather.

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Oh... Well, come along, yes.

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Raymond? What is all this mess?

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Ooh! Mr Crabtree.

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He won't do any more work
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Well, we'll just put wallpapering
on the list of things to do.

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Yes, put those flowers in water
before they wilt.

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Yes, Mrs Parkinson.
For you. Thank you.

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She's such a character, Auntie Pat!

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No-one would argue with that.

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Although, did she seem a bit peaky?

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Peaky? What do you mean? The way
she was leaning on reception.

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Just a bit fragile.

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as a Sherman tank!

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If you say so.

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And I am sorry if my surprise
turned out to be more of a shock.

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Yes, this was supposed to be
our honeymoon, not a parish outing.

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I know! But we will
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..once we've got through
all our jobs.

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Do you think I should wear these
earrings tonight? Yes.

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You didn't even look at them!

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Because I am busy
organising tonight's dinner,

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and we've got an inspector coming!

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Well, well, well.

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This place hasn't changed a bit.

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It's practically a museum.

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Max Bishop!

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Raymond.

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Cynthia. How are you?

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We're fine.

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Mrs Parkinson has made us
deputy manager.

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Oh! Well,
that's something, I suppose.

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Now, can you book me into
the grand suite for three days?

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Sorry, Max, we're not open
until next week,

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and family staying.

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I worked here for seven years.

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I think that makes me family.

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Well, Father, that was some
very enthusiastic pruning.

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Sharp shears!

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I'm sure that the hydrangeas
will grow back...

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I'm just checking in
to your most expensive room.

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Oh! Edgar! Don't you look smart.

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Yes, do come and sit down.

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Now, then, Auntie Pat... Mm?
..are you all right?

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Yes. Yes, I'm always all right.

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that's all wrong.

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I thought as much.
Glad to hear it.

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Shall I show the guests in,
Mrs Parkinson? Oh, yes, yes.

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Come on, come all.

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Where would you like me to sit?

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And then we can fight over him!

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CHUCKLING

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Please, everybody else,
just sit wherever you like.

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That is an awful lot of cutlery.
Which is normally a good sign.

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Well, we are serving
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followed by petit-fours
and lots of profiteroles.

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Oh! Good news for you, Mr Heffalump!

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Thank you, Miss Palmer.

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Father Brown? Champagne?

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Well, that is a very easy question
to answer.

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Yes, please.

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CORK POPS

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Quickly! Yes, yes.

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Quickly!

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Bit out of practice, Raymond?

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Max.

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I had a feeling
that you might join us.

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Please make yourself comfortable.

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Over there.

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Yes, of course!

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No, no, no, dear. Silver service.

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At the table!

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Ahem! Ladies and Gentlemen.

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Ahem!

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The Palace Hotel has stood
on this site for nigh on 70 years.

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Constantly battled by the cruel sea.

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and you will taste that treasure
in our Bouillabaisse. Enjoy your food.

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Please do start.
I can't bear cold food. Right...

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It's, um...

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How is it for you, Father?

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It tastes very much of the sea.

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What?!

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Well, I...
I can't think why it would be,

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I was terribly careful
with the seasoning. Thank you.

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PAT MUTTERS

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None for me, thank you.

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This is all your doing, isn't it?!

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Would you care to repeat it?

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Actually, I might have
put too much salt in.

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Ah, yes, too many cooks. Well,
let's hope you get things sorted.

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Before the inspector gets here.

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RECEPTION BELL DINGS

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Oh, when you move in the circles
I move in, you hear things.

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Yes? Mr Wendle.

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You remember your old work
colleague, Max Bishop?

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He's been seen
wandering round town.

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Yes. I know.

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I got rid of you once before

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and I can get rid of you again.

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GASPS

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Mrs Parkinson!

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Nice to see you, Sergeant Oldham.

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How are Julia, and the little ones?

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Not so little now, I imagine.

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Good. Well, I've had
quite enough fun for one evening.

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And I'll see you all tomorrow.
Good luck.

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You're going to need it.

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Auntie Pat? I should never
have risen to the bait.

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in the capable hands
of Cynthia and Raymond.

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Goodnight.

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Ah!

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I do hope Auntie Pat is all right.

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That man really seemed to upset her.

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Oh, she's a tough old thing.

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She certainly gives
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THEY CHUCKLE

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What's that?

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It's a bucket.

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No, underneath it.

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Oh!

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And in the name of father and son
and to the Holy Spirit, amen.

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Thank you, Father.

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for a man to meet his maker.

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Indeed. I suspect he was hit
over the head with a blunt object

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before being buried,
as the tide came in.

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That is my hypothesis.

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What about that dark stain
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Any idea what that is?

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Inspector,
I'm sure you do a marvellous job

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in your leafy little village,
but you leave things to us, eh?

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And enjoy your holiday.

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BRENDA: Any idea who killed him?

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Which also did a very good job of
washing away most of the evidence.

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Hello!

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What's going on?

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I'm afraid one of your guests
has been murdered, Mrs Wendle.

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No! Mr Bishop.

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Sergeant Oldham?

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Yes, Father?

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There's a champagne bottle
in this bin.

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And? It's unopened.

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It's bloodstained.

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And it comes from The Palace Hotel.

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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you
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We believe the murder took place
between eight o'clock,

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when Mr Bishop was dining here,

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and midnight,
when the tide was high.

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I need to know all of your
movements after eight.

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to these good people here

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and then at about nine o'clock,
I locked up

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and went briefly outside
to inspect the grounds.

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Can anyone corroborate
your version of events?

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Yes. I can.
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Every single second?

257
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:34,040
Mostly. We worked together,
we went outside together,

258
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,760
then we went to bed,
just after ten. Ten.

259
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,920
Mrs Parkinson? What? Yes?

260
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,640
Where did you go, after you
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261
00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:47,120
Stormed? I went upstairs

262
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,280
to make a list of all the jobs
that needed doing

263
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,600
before today's inspection.

264
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:54,800
So, now can we please get a move on?

265
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,760
Auntie Pat... Hmm? What?

266
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,560
It doesn't look good
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267
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,840
Oh. Right.

268
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,320
Patricia Parkinson.

269
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,000
I'm arresting you
for the murder of Max Bishop.

270
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,440
On what grounds?

271
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,720
There were two sets of fingerprints
on the murder weapon,

272
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,600
the bottle of champagne.
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273
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,920
and Mrs Parkinson's.

274
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:17,800
Well, yes, it was my champagne!
Because it came from my cellar.

275
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,600
But... You are not obliged
to say anything,

276
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,960
but anything you say may be given
in evidence. This way, please.

277
00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:25,480
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Sir, I don't think they'd be happy

278
00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,560
with a relative
barging into the station.

279
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:30,920
Although they might allow
a visit from a priest.

280
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,040
Tell me about Mr Bishop.

281
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:39,720
Well, 30 years ago, I sacked him.

282
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,280
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283
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:46,480
and I found he was stealing
from the guests' rooms.

284
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:52,040
You know, in the hotel industry,
that's a mortal sin.

285
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,840
So, a man who bears a grudge on you
walks in

286
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:58,680
when the hotel is in trouble.

287
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:02,640
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are they?

288
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,480
Uh, no. No, we are...

289
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,160
We are at rock-bottom. Ahem.

290
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:14,840
I've taken out loan after loan.

291
00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:19,320
And if things don't improve,
then the bank will take the hotel.

292
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:23,160
And that's why you invited
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293
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:27,560
Well, yes,
one last roll of the dice.

294
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:33,760
Was anyone else upset
at Mr Bishop's reappearance?

295
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,160
Well, I don't think Raymond
was too delighted.

296
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,160
Of course, back in the day,
they were great friends.

297
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,600
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298
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:48,160
I did used to think that Max
got in the way a bit.

299
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,240
Were Mr and Mrs Wendle
married at that point?

300
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:58,160
No. It was only after Max left
that Raymond popped the question.

301
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:05,640
In fact, I wonder if Max didn't
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302
00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:08,160
but to seduce Cynthia.

303
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,600
Why do you say that?
Well, yesterday,

304
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,480
when I was preparing
the bouillabaisse,

305
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:17,600
I could hear Max and Raymond
arguing.

306
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,840
Oh, Father. You've been a while.
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307
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,400
Your aunt is bearing up.

308
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,920
Of course she is.
She's strong as an ox.

309
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,920
She's very keen that
we make this evening a success.

310
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,440
I think it's more important
we solve the murder. Well,

311
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,440
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it will help us to do the other.

312
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,440
Right, Mrs Parkinson
has left a to-do list.

313
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,360
Would you like me to type it up?
No, Raymond.

314
00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:55,880
You actually have to do something.
What time is Mavis getting here?

315
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,640
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316
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,160
Oh, no!

317
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,160
Right, I've managed to sort
those wonky tables out,

318
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,520
and we've swept all the floors.

319
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,480
Is there anything else
we can do to help?

320
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,720
No. We're beyond help.

321
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,040
The best thing now would be
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322
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,440
and hang a condemned sign outside.

323
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,200
Hello. How are we getting on?

324
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,760
We're about to give up completely.

325
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:20,000
What? Cancelling this evening and
telling Anderson's we're not ready.

326
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:23,120
You do realise my aunt has given
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327
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,560
Yes, but she's not here.

328
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,800
And it was always
her hand on the tiller

329
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,920
that steered us through the rocks.

330
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,920
Mrs Parkinson has been your employer
for 30 years.

331
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:37,160
I'm sure she hoped
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332
00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,320
you would step forward.

333
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,080
We also have a financial difficulty.

334
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,760
She's left a long ingredients list
and no actual money.

335
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,920
Fine! I'll go down to the market.

336
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,000
I'll come with you.
And I can service some rooms.

337
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,080
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338
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,840
I can do some cooking. Can I be
your sous-chef? Of course!

339
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:58,760
I shall polish the silver.

340
00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:00,360
I will assist.

341
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,160
Am I right in saying you have
worked here since the 1920s? Mm-hm.

342
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,440
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343
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,200
CUTLERY CLATTERS

344
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,160
Sorry. Allow me.

345
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,800
So what did you think
when Max Bishop turned up again?

346
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,640
Mrs Parkinson seems to think
he once had designs on your wife.

347
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,480
No! No, of course not.

348
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,800
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349
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:35,160
We were pals back then,
the three of us, we were the...

350
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,400
Well, they were
the happiest times of my life.

351
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,960
Yes, Max was sacked for stealing,

352
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,560
but not for...

353
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,560
CHUCKLES

354
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:43,160
Not for stealing my girlfriend.

355
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:48,360
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having an argument with Mr Bishop.

356
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,240
Mm. You said, and I quote,
"Leave her alone.

357
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,800
"Please, just leave her alone."

358
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,280
Yes, I did.
But I was not talking about Cynthia.

359
00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,440
No?

360
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,240
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361
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,040
he said some rather nasty things
about Mrs Parkinson,

362
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,120
so I let him settle into his room,
and when he came downstairs

363
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:10,920
I told him to stop.
"Leave her alone."

364
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,800
What did he say to that?

365
00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,200
He told me to face the facts -
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366
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,680
and he's the only one
who could save it.

367
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,040
And what do you think he meant?

368
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,640
I don't know.
I told him I didn't want to hear it.

369
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,720
And if you'll excuse me, I need
to go and find some fish forks.

370
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,840
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Most helpful.

371
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,120
Whoa.

372
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:37,520
Who could afford a room like this?

373
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,120
That is what we are here
to find out.

374
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,040
Mr Bishop claimed he came here
to save The Palace.

375
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:49,000
And I am keen to find out how.

376
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,240
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377
00:21:58,600 --> 00:21:59,640
Oh.

378
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,720
Plans for the hotel.

379
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:04,920
Divided into eight flats.

380
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,560
So that's his game.

381
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,600
He's a property developer.

382
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:11,520
Look!

383
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,480
"Meet me at Brandreth Bay,
nine o'clock."

384
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,720
That's the beach
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385
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:26,400
Was he killed by the person
to whom he sent this note?

386
00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,200
I should probably make the bed.

387
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,400
The inspector'll come in here.
Good idea.

388
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,520
What's this?

389
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,880
Ah, yes.

390
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,200
I know whose ear that belongs to.

391
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,600
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to start your own aquarium.

392
00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:58,640
Oh, Edgar! You've saved the day.
You always do.

393
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:01,280
Right, well, can I suggest,
I'll read out the recipe,

394
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,040
and allocate jobs as I go.

395
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,840
No, Raymond. No.

396
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,040
Just no, Raymond.

397
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,160
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with the windows?

398
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,600
Yes. Yes, of course. Yes.

399
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,360
Are you all right, Mrs Wendle?
Yes! Just a little bit stressed,

400
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:27,880
we've got this rather complicated
bouillabaisse to make,

401
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,360
which means we have fish to fillet,

402
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:34,200
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even started the stock yet.

403
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,400
That does seem a Herculean effort!

404
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:39,640
Yes, but if we want to get into
the Anderson's Guide...

405
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,800
You might try making things
people like to eat?

406
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,000
Oh.

407
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,080
Oh, yes, you're right!

408
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,000
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409
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,800
Oh, fish pie!
Everyone loves fish pie!

410
00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:00,000
Mrs Wendle? May I have a word?

411
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,240
Yes.

412
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,960
I'm sorry, Father,
but I'm really very busy.

413
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,480
Yes, I can see.

414
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,400
Must put an awful strain
on your marriage.

415
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,280
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I used to be married once.

416
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:26,760
I mean, I do love Raymond, it's just
we're married to the hotel.

417
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,440
I noticed you have separate rooms.

418
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,680
Well, yes.

419
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,600
Separate lives, actually.

420
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,120
Was it ever a happy marriage?

421
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,720
We were happy...

422
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:45,240
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When it was just the three of us.

423
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,400
Me, Raymond and...Max.

424
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,480
Ah, yes.

425
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,880
Mr Bishop.

426
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,000
Did you notice, yesterday,

427
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,720
he was the last in to dinner?

428
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,920
Because I believe
he was in the kitchen,

429
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,600
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430
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,480
I think so.

431
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,640
But you took responsibility
for his sabotage.

432
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,800
Which seems strange.

433
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,120
Unless you felt in some way
responsible...?

434
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,280
I read the papers, you see,

435
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,920
and I knew Max had done very well
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436
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:32,040
So I wrote and told him
we were in trouble,

437
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,120
and was there any chance of a loan?

438
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:38,840
But it soon became clear
he was not here to help?

439
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,720
He'd just come to humiliate us.

440
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,720
What did you do to stop him?

441
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,480
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442
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,480
And yet...

443
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,600
..I found this.

444
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,000
By his bed.

445
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,880
CHUCKLING: All right...

446
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,920
When Raymond went round
to speak with him,

447
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,560
I sneaked into his room,
to look round.

448
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,800
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449
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,400
to turn the hotel into flats.

450
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,680
I did. And I was just
staring at them, horrified.

451
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,000
And Max came in and grabbed me.

452
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,000
So that must be
when I lost the earring.

453
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,280
I see.
He said this place destroyed him

454
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,600
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455
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:40,600
Do you know he used to steal
from people's rooms?

456
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,480
Only small amounts, so no-one knew.

457
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,960
But Mrs Parkinson found out
and she called the police.

458
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,640
I don't suppose you remember
the name of the arresting officer?

459
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,880
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460
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,520
but I made sure he suffered
the full force of the law.

461
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,640
Ah. Except...

462
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,800
..I've spoken to Scotland Yard.

463
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:10,760
Max Bishop has no criminal record
whatsoever.

464
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:14,400
So...you let him go,

465
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:17,160
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466
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:20,640
It was a long time ago,
I don't exactly recall.

467
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,280
Mr Bishop remembered you vividly.

468
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,640
He asked after your wife
and children.

469
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:30,760
I imagine, 30 years ago,

470
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,400
you had a young family

471
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,960
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472
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,960
Perhaps we should talk to
his senior officer, Father.

473
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,440
All right.

474
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,640
He did offer me a certain sum.

475
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,560
Believe me,

476
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,640
it was hard getting by on £5 a week.

477
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,920
You took a bribe
from a criminal suspect?

478
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,120
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and never darken our doors again.

479
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,480
I really don't see
what the harm was.

480
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,040
Sergeant Oldham,
many people would say

481
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,960
that punishment can be
a valuable life lesson.

482
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,240
A lesson you failed
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483
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:17,840
Now, I think you've had more than
enough time to question my aunt.

484
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:25,360
Well, that was the worst holiday
I've ever had!

485
00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:27,480
Auntie Pat,
we need to have a talk.

486
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,080
No, I need to get back to the hotel.

487
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:32,640
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make a decision without me.

488
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,800
I'll leave you two to talk.

489
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,520
Why didn't you tell me
that the hotel was in difficulty?

490
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,080
It isn't. The Palace
is a luxury ocean liner.

491
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,760
It just so happens that it's
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492
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,680
Yes, the suppliers have told me they
think it could be about to sink.

493
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,440
Yes, well, things are a bit grim,

494
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:01,200
but I believe we're just about
to turn a corner.

495
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,880
And I realise that I have been
saying that for several years.

496
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:08,400
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working yourself 18 hours a day.

497
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,920
Now, do you think
that can be good for you?

498
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,440
If I didn't work,
I wouldn't know what to do.

499
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,800
You know how hard it is
to abandon a place

500
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,720
that you've loved and cherished
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501
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,320
And, besides, it means a lot to YOU.

502
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,760
What do you mean?
You know what I mean.

503
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:33,320
Whenever your parents
used to have a bit of difficulties,

504
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,200
then they got me to look after you.

505
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,800
At The Palace.
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506
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,600
Auntie Pat,
it's not The Palace I care about.

507
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,600
It's just a pile of bricks
and mortar

508
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,520
and some very comfortable bedding.

509
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,120
The woman who runs it,

510
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,440
I love her

511
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,760
and I rather worry that she's not
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512
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,480
Well, um...

513
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,840
She's rather fond of you.

514
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:11,440
Edgar, I have no choice,
I just have to keep going.

515
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,720
So will you kindly take me
back to the luxury liner

516
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,720
before the management
manage to sink it?

517
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,240
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518
00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:30,040
Oh, it's magnificent!

519
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,760
Oh! Have you thought about
a career in interior design?

520
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,800
Oh, not really. Thank you, though.

521
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,960
If I spend one more moment in that
kitchen, I think I'm going to melt.

522
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,920
Agreed! Oh!

523
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:47,360
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524
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:54,160
Oh, it feels like we've gone back
in time to the glory days.

525
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:59,120
Oh, you've managed to get rid
of all the mould, and the mess,

526
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,840
and our most annoying guest
has kicked the bucket.

527
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,480
But don't mention any of that
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528
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,560
Ahem!

529
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:12,040
Hello. And you are...?

530
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,800
Timothy Moon.

531
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,720
The man from Anderson's.

532
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,120
Mr Moon!

533
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,840
Mr Moon, please... Ha!

534
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,000
Please forgive my wife's
peculiar sense of humour!

535
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,640
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536
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,080
But what I do not appreciate is
being made to wait at the station.

537
00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:31,680
Where was Mrs Parkinson

538
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,560
who's been badgering me
for the past six months?

539
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,760
Mrs Parkinson? Um...
Mrs Parkinson... Not well.

540
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,640
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541
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,520
Her glands have swollen up like...

542
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,880
Watermelons. That is quite enough
about my glands.

543
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,920
Hello. I'm Patricia Parkinson.
Timothy Moon.

544
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,520
Mr Moon, you would not believe
the day that I've had.

545
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,960
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546
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,360
I must get my clipboard.

547
00:31:55,360 --> 00:32:00,960
Well, you've certainly
made some unexpected choices.

548
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,920
Yes, it's better than I expected.
Thank you.

549
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,880
It is splendid.

550
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,840
Vol-au-vent?

551
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,920
Oh, well, we must leave
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552
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:30,160
Ah!

553
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,880
Raymond! Raymond!

554
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,960
What is it, dear? Why haven't you
hung up that picture?

555
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,280
Because I'm in the middle of...!

556
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,040
All right, I'll do it. I'll do it.

557
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:53,440
..bringing us back
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558
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:57,040
is the gateway
for the Roaring Twenties.

559
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,880
Um, would sir care for a canape?

560
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,320
If I must.

561
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920
Champagne?

562
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Well, I wouldn't like to impair
my critical faculties,

563
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:15,800
but just to be polite...

564
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,720
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This is not lump fish roe.

565
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,240
This is actual caviar. Indeed.

566
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,360
Most palatable.
I must say, it does go down nicely.

567
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:32,280
Oh, please! Do have another one.

568
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:43,720
Ladies and gentlemen,
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569
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,560
This hotel has been
standing here for 70 years,

570
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:56,760
buffeted, of course,
by waves and wind,

571
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,000
but able to survive
the ravages of time.

572
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,360
Mr Wendle? Um?

573
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:07,680
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ask why anyone would build a hotel

574
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,560
right by the sea. Yes.

575
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:13,600
But, of course, people like us
like to live on the edge...

576
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,080
I was intrigued
by the photograph of you both,

577
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,640
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578
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,320
Your hair was much greyer then.

579
00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:31,560
Would I be right in thinking
that you use hair dye?

580
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,760
That is a very personal question,
Father!

581
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,080
Well, yes.

582
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,040
But when they found
Mr Bishop's body,

583
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,800
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on his temple.

584
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:52,480
Could that stain
have been from hair dye,

585
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,880
from the person who buried him?

586
00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,160
He sent you a note, didn't he?

587
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,160
"Meet me at Brandreth Bay,
nine o'clock."

588
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,720
But why would you go?

589
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,640
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590
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:13,440
We don't need you to save the hotel.
We're perfectly happy as we are.

591
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:18,440
Raymond, I'm sorry
if I've upset everyone.

592
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:24,000
I was angry at the way
Mrs Parkinson treated me.

593
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,080
Were you perhaps hoping
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594
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,920
What do you mean by that?

595
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:34,160
At first I thought Mr Bishop
was having an affair with your wife.

596
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,960
But, no.

597
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,960
I suspect...

598
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,280
..not with her.

599
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,440
I don't like what you're implying.

600
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:49,680
Your wife confirmed
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601
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,240
separate lives.

602
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:58,280
And the champagne would suggest
some sort of celebration.

603
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,560
Do you remember our midnight
picnics on the beach?

604
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,240
Yes.

605
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,160
Lying in the sand dunes?

606
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,880
How could I forget?

607
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:18,800
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won't you, Raymond?

608
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,120
Of course.
I knew you wouldn't let me down.

609
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,200
You never did. Max...

610
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,080
..I would do anything for you.

611
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,560
Do you really think

612
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:38,400
I would give a second look
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613
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,800
What? I... You're going to help me
destroy this place.

614
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:45,160
Or I will tell the whole world
what you really are.

615
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:50,840
Including your sad,
neglected, lonely little wife.

616
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:55,960
Mr Bishop

617
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,480
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618
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,800
But things spiralled out of control,
didn't they?

619
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,240
Now you had a new problem.

620
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:15,960
His body.

621
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,520
STRAINS

622
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:23,440
Luckily, some children had been
digging a hole in the sand,

623
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,920
which was almost the right size.

624
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,960
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625
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,080
I did not mean to kill him!

626
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:43,080
I would be the last person to
condemn anyone for falling in love.

627
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:46,800
But in order to spare
people's feelings,

628
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,040
you have been living your life
in the shadows,

629
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,400
living a lie.

630
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,560
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to you

631
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,240
or your wife. Well...

632
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,480
What am I meant to do, then?

633
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,200
How do I get out of this mess?

634
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,840
There is one course of action,

635
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,360
which will, in time,
bring you peace.

636
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,080
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637
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:22,040
Ask for God's forgiveness and take
the consequences of your actions.

638
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:37,080
Mr Moon, you really must try
our famous bouillabaisse.

639
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,800
Is it really necessary?

640
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,520
Uh, well it's seasoned with
22 different herbs and spices.

641
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,880
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Cynthia. The bouillabaisse.

642
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,920
Actually, Mrs Parkinson,

643
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,960
we decided
not to make bouillabaisse.

644
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:55,840
What?! We thought, rather than
follow a hundred-year-old recipe,

645
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,920
that we would go to the market
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646
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:01,480
And what little delicacies
did you find there?

647
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,880
Oh, scallops so fresh
they fell out of their shells.

648
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,600
Silver mackerel. Pink lobster.

649
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,600
So we made a fish pie.

650
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,560
Here you go. Bon appetit!

651
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,440
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652
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:22,600
But the proof of the pudding...

653
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,440
Hmm...

654
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,960
Mrs Parkinson,
from your description,

655
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:56,600
I expected this to be
a dusty, fusty,

656
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,720
old-fashioned establishment.

657
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,120
But you've done wonders
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658
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,800
Decor that lets the light in.

659
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,560
And the finest fish pie
I've ever tasted!

660
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,400
Ah, well, yes, it's not
one of my usual recipes...

661
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,120
This place is the future
of British hospitality!

662
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:18,160
Welcome to Anderson's Hotel Guide!

663
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,680
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664
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,080
Aunt, congratulations!

665
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,280
We've got into the guide!
Everything we've worked for,

666
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,240
all these years! That's wonderful,
darling, but it's all down to you.

667
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:34,960
It's always been you and...
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668
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:36,960
What do you mean? Ahem!

669
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,880
Sergeant Oldham?

670
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,080
Yes, Mr. Wendle?

671
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,560
There's something I need to confess.

672
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,520
Right, then! Ready for the off?

673
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,360
I think so.

674
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,920
Have you enjoyed
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675
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,360
Spent most of it with a feather
duster in my hand, but...

676
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,120
..I do love this place!

677
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,680
Thank you for everything.

678
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:13,720
You must come and visit us
in Kembleford.

679
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:17,160
I mean, I know you're busy
with the hotel.

680
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:20,760
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that's rather likely to change.

681
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,600
Oh, yes? Yes.

682
00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,480
Well, Mr Moon has written us
such a glowing review

683
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:30,760
that I'm quite confident
that The Palace will survive.

684
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:36,280
Of course it will! So therefore
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685
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,400
and give the baton to Cynthia,

686
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,720
who I think you'll agree
was more than capable.

687
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,920
Well, she learned from the best.

688
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:48,960
Right, ready to depart,
Mrs Sullivan?

689
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,800
Oh, can't we just have one last trip
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690
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,920
Oh, that's good.

691
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,000
Hey!

692
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,840
Look at that duck over there.

693
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,960
What?

694
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,680
Yes!

695
00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,600
LAUGHS

696
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,640
ALL LAUGH AND SHOUT

697
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,720
Do you know, I just have to say

698
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,920
that when I first suggested
this trip,

699
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:37,880
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just Isabel and I...

700
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,280
A mini-honeymoon,
getting away from it all.

701
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,480
I know! I always seem to put my foot
in it, but...

702
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:49,000
But - but - I do know
that when I married Isabel,

703
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,560
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her passions...

704
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,720
..but also her friends. Aw!

705
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:59,720
And that makes me

706
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,800
the luckiest man in the world.

707
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,200
ALL LAUGH

708
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,000
And, Auntie Pat...? Yes?

709
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,160
I promise we will be back,
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710
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,120
But for now... Yes?

711
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,680
..could you take a photograph
of us all?

712
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:22,800
Yes! And I know just the place.

713
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,760
Everybody....say cheese!

714
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,920
ALL: Cheese!

715
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:33,960
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